Monday, November 10, 2008

Baby Bologna?

I know this may be disgusting, but lately I cannot get enough Bologna! I am not talking about all the BS I hear on CNN or KRON 4 News, I am talking about the fatty, salty, you-don't-want-to-know-whats-in-it meat. I have had a Bologna sandwich at least every other day for the past week. When I am pregnant I CRAVE Bologna sandwiches like CRAZY!!!! But I am not pregnant. Really. I can say with a surety I am not pregnant. So what does this mean? Is someone trying to tell me I should try to get pregnant? I know you all think I am crazy but after interpreting this the past few days, I feel like that's what the Bologna is trying to tell me. hmm...... I am going to have to think this one through. I'll let you know how it turns out.

5 comments:

Paige said...

My dear, you don't get pregnant by thinking about it. And all the bologna can come right back up when you do....

Jenibelle said...

Aaron...quick hide all the bologna. Don't let her buy it, do all the shopping yourself. Unless of course you want a cute little tiny version of Brandi. That's what Grammy Pammy and I want, a little Brandi. Karma baby.

I've changed my mind...

Buy Bologna!!!

Colleen said...

Ha ha! It is pretty scary when bolongna starts talking to you! But I think the Spirit has definitely whispered in stranger ways! I can't wait to hear what the verdict on the bolongna is!

Bonnie and Brian Wayne said...

lol
Maybe your body needs more...uh...hmmmm...sodium???!

Rachel Elaine said...

Good luck with that one. If you're right, I'll start asking you to interpret my random thoughts. . .