Shhhhh... I have a secret.
I am DYING to tell someone!!!!!!
I don't know how much longer I will be able to keep it all to myself.
But it is good! It's so juicey. But I'm not a gossip. So for now. I can't tell anyone!!
But I really want to. I want to tell all of you. Any of you. One of you.
Don't you want to know what it is? Who it's about? What it involves?
I promised I wouldn't tell. But now I'm mad I even know. Don't you hate that? Perhaps in time it won't be a secret anymore and I won't have to keep it.
But right now.... I have a secret... and I have to keep it.